Latest Funny Quotes on Friend's, Friendship, Humour, Society
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In this particular blog we have shortlisted some of latest funny Quotes for you to wish your friends, or family or your close ones. You can use this quotes to bring happiness to your friends or on Instagram caption, WhatsApp stories. Funny Quotes on Gender Equality, Funny Quotes on Friendships 2021, funny quotes on Humour.
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Funny Quotes
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Funny Quotes for Friends
Avoid friendship with those where you are comfortable, make with those who lever yourself up.
Friendship must be construct on hard base of Alcohol, Sarcasm, Inappropriateness and Shenanigans.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.
Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Funny Quotes on Friendship 2021
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
Friends offer free therapy.
Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.
We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.
Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.
Latest Funny Quotes about Friends
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.
Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.
Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room, but not too humid because, you know........my hair.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?'
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go.
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
Friendship is so weird... You just pick a human you've met and you're like 'Yep, I like this one' and you just do stuff with them.
Funny Quotes on Friends
We will always be friends 'til we're old and senile... then we can be new friends.
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
I was an innocent being once... then my best friend came along.
Funny Quotes on society
I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.
Funny Quotes on gender equality
Gender is between your ear not between your leg.
In Marriage everything is 50/50 : Me cook – He Eat, Me Wash – He Wear, Me Buy – He Pay.
Funny Quotes on Love
One cricket said to another – come, let us be ridiculous, and say, love!
Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.
Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.
Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
Funny Quotes on Humour
I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil.’
Filling out a credit card application, my friend came upon this question: ‘What is your source of income?’ She wrote: ‘ATM.'
If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.
My father always said, ‘Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf.’
Laugh it off. There’s always another night.
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
A note from a student’s mother: ‘Please excuse Chris from reading, because he doesn’t like it.
It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.
You know there’s a problem when you realize that out of the three Rs, only one begins with an R.
She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
Start every day with a smile and get over it.