Funny moments in life is very essential. It's help's to create a healthy Atmosphere with lots of Positivity. Happiness is consider as an important source for all the positive outcomes in one life, happiness can help us to drive negativity away and stay positive forever.
Funny moments ones in a day can support us to stay fit throughout the job, here we have shortlisted some of the Funny Quotes to help you out and give you positive outcomes.
Following are bunch of best Funny Quotes on various situation and things which will be your best support for your concerns.
- Best Funny Quotes
- Funny Quotes on Friendship
- Funny Quotes on Friends
- Funny Quotes on Life
- Funny Quotes on Love
- Funny Quotes for Girls
- Funny Quotes for Boys
- Funny Quotes for Sister & Brother
- Funny Quotes on Exam
- Funny Quotes for Best Friend
- Short Funny Quotes
- Funny Quotes on Marriage
- Funny Quotes in Hindi
Also Read : 100+ Best Inspirational quotes for Students
Best Funny Quotes
Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.
Funny Quotes in English
I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
I asked my brother-in-law, the father of four boys, ‘If you had it to do all over again, would you still have kids?’ ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘Just not these four.'
I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil.'
Funny Quotes English
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
Funny Quotes Minions
Have you ever just looked at someone and said seriously.
Brains are awesome I wish everybody has one.
Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
Funny Quotes on Friendship
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Sometimes being silly…with a friend is the best therapy
I was an innocent being.. then my best friend came along.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places
Funny Quotes on Friends
Filling out a credit card application, my friend came upon this question: ‘What is your source of income?’ She wrote: ‘ATM.'
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.
I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends
Funny Quotes for Friends
I was an innocent being.. then my best friend came along.
My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go.
Funny Quotes About Friends
A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg! Even though they know you’re slightly cracked!
Strangers think I’m quiet my friends think I’m outgoing my best friends know that I’m completely insane
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
Funny Quotes on Life
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Funny Quotes Life
They say ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it
I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Funny Quotes about Life
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
Life is funny Quotes
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
The only power you have is the word ‘no’.
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.
Funny Quotes on Love
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you!
You want to know who I'm in love with? Read the first word again.
I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
What is Love Funny Quotes
It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
If you text "I love you" and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is they don't love you back
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
Funny Quotes Love
It's fun to complain with someone. Nothing brings us together more than complaining about other people. That might be the thing that holds us together more than anything
True love is singing karaoke 'Under Pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
Love is Funny Quotes
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X rays, but you know it's there
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Funny Quotes about love
Whatever you look like, marry a man your own age—as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand
Funny Quotes for Girls
I’m a life-sized doll. And no, you can’t play with me.
If I was a vegetable, I’d be a cabbitch.
I’m the snack that talks back.
Never treat a lady like a dog, else she pisses on you.
Not only am I a bad-ass, I also have a good ass.
Funny Quotes on Girls
You can only grab my booty if you can handle my moody.
Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes.
The only thing resting here is my bitch face.
Funny Quotes for Boys
Girl, I will have to call you back.
If I hide, I bet you gonna seek.
It takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning.
Life’s a soup and I’m a fork.
My life’s a gigantic mess and I love it!
Funny Quotes on Boys
Pathetic but aesthetic.
Not heartless. Just using my heart less.
I’m genuine and I trust some of my devotees are as well.
Funny Quotes for Sister
If you mess with the big sister, there is always a younger, crazier sister behind her… that’s who you don’t want to mess with
Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five
I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.
Sisters are like fat thighs… they stick together.
Middle sister: victim of our older sibling, tormentor of our younger sibling, and somehow, peacekeeper between the both of them.
Funny Quotes on Sister
Your sister’s advice (solicited or unsolicited), carries weight.
If you don’t annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don’t love her anymore.
Being sisters means you always have backup.
Sister Funny Quotes
Your sister knows which hot buttons to push to get you going, but she also knows how to be a support and encouragement when you go through difficult times.
You can kid the world, but not your sister.
Funny Quotes Sister
There is no problem that sisters cannot confront, combat, plot against, ignore, make fun of, drown in chocolate sauce, or run over with the car
The old saying: Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts. My sister you are the sweet one
A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.
Funny Quotes for Brother
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose
Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero
Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other.
Brothers are like fat thighs..they stick together
Brothers can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable
Brother Funny Quotes
Brotherhood - man's oldest competition.
My brother is my best friend until he tells on me. Then, he's my brother.
Funny Quotes on Brother
My brother is my partner in crime. Until we get caught, then he did it!
He might have a big mouth, but he's still my little brother.
The only thing big about my big brother is his ego!
Funny Quotes Brother
Having an older brother really helped me learn how to be a better person. When he does something good, I copy it and when he does something bad, I try not to laugh at him.
I don't call you a little brother because you're younger, I call you a little brother because it's my right to belittle you.
Bigger isn't always better, take big brothers for example.
Funny Quotes on Exam
Examinations are the only way to know something at least for a few days.
The night before an exam is like a night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle too!
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
A thermometer is not the only thing that gets a ‘degree’ without having a ‘brain’! (A silent message for all students).
The biggest mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed, millions of theorems derived, millions of formulas made, but still, x is unknown!
Exam Funny Quotes
Student + dying = Studying.
Good luck passing the exam and my deepest early condolences if you don’t.
Everything was going perfect, then the exam comes.
Funny Quotes Exam
Hey Google, why don’t you sit next to me during the exams?
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
You might not make it to heaven if you cover your script during the final exam. Sharing is caring!
Funny Quotes for Best Friend
Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine
I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend, you literally signed up for this.
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.
It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not
Best Friend funny Quotes
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?'
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real
Funny Quotes on Best Friend
God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters
I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.
Funny Quotes Best Friend
We will be Best Friend for life... because you already know to much about me.
Funny Quotes short
My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Short Funny Quotes
My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead
Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
Funny Quotes on Marriage
Not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years or sharing an iPhone charger for one day.
Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.
A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month.
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
Funny Quotes in Hindi
Kehte hain….life mein khona asaan hai…aur paana mushkil,
magar vazan ka is line se koi matalab nahin।
Hae bhagavaan mujhe beshak single rakhana lekin setting uski bhi mat hone dena …jis se meri shadi hogi.
Filter mein rehne do….filter na hatao
filter jo hat gaya to…baaboo dar jaega.
Table par khana aur aasamaan mein baadal aate hee log photografer ban jaate hain.
Din mein netavark pakadane ke chakkar mein ghar ke baahar jaate hain
Aur raat ko vahee netavark blainket ke andar tak le aate ha
Funny Quotes for friends in Hindi
Garmi ka ye aalam hai kee …Cooler ya aisee vaale kamre se doosare kamre mein jaate hain to lagata hai shimala se rajasthaan aa gaye.
Jubaan to sabke paas hoti hai koi baat karata hai aur koi bakava
Mobile mujh se: kaun tujhe yun barbaad karega jaise main karata hoon।
Funny Quotes in Hindi for Friends
Kuch logon ko mohabbat ka aisa nasha chadata hai …ki shaayari vo likhate hain dard poora facebook sehan karta hai.
Hamare paas har problem ka solution hota hai….bas problem dusron ki honi chahiye.
Gharawale marzi se #Haircut# tak to karawane nahin dete
Funny Quotes Hindi
Aajkal kee peedhi history banane se jyaada.. history delete karne mein zyada vishvaas rakhti hai.
Police: bina maask ke kahaan ja rahe ho ?
Main: maask kharidani
Main vo insaan hoon jise kisi koi Call nahin karata..
phir bhi mera fon silent pe rehata hai.
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